The Explanation Implying Answers
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
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Just a reminder ladies… haha, have a nice day
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PURE MOTIVATION…..
Yeeeaaaa………
The only fuckin’ thing that you consume is time
I’m super human, my world is like a Rubik’s cube
It’s too complex girl, you assuming, cupids looming
My mentality’s caveman, stupid woman
My life is Truman show - all I have is music, hoe
I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago
So pretend my dick is a balloon and blow
‘Cause you better put a fork in it if you think I’m a lay here just spooning, yo
Oh, you think you the shit ‘cause I just said you was beautiful?!? Diabolical, ‘till the last molecule, down to my last hair follicle and cuticle
Rotten to the core to the bunghole all the way down to my sock and the hair on my toe
Ever since I was 13 I learned how to sew and sewed shut my own booty hole
‘Cause I ain’t took no shit since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow
I told these stupid hoes when I come back I’m a set this bitch on fire
And this time I don’t mean, I’m a pour gasoline on some chick and light her
‘Cause this time when I fuck this world I’m a put the whole goddamn dick inside her
I ain’t even put my tip in that hoe yet, I’ma go get nickel and try to rip it wider
ah changes
so there comes a time in everyones life when a change must be made… today im making mine, and the first order of buisness is to say goodbye to all the fake fucks ive let hang around these past few years. peace you dumb worthless assholes.
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And this is how i feel right now
RIP Little Buddy
So today my dog died…. fucking depressing. We got him when he was just 3 months young and he lived to be 16. Now thats fuckin old, but the shit still hurts. My most favorite memory is the day i taught him to spin on command, hilarious shit. He got so good at it that if he wanted food or water he would walk over to his bowl and literally would spin in a circle until i waited on him, hahaha. Second to that is how he was named, now this is wack but true. He received the name Hercules because my parents let my 2 or 3 year old brother name him. At that time his favorite movie was the Disney version of Hercules, so bam thats his name… pour guy got made fun of his whole life because of it.
When i got the news that he had to be put down, i told the girls at work i had to leave. They seemed mad, they said “well as long as you come back after you see him, you can leave, but clock out.” Then when i said i was calling out tomorrow, they didnt seem to understand and i heard a few under the breath huffs. Haha, I seriously almost was like listen you dumb fucking bitches, hes like my brother, so shut the fuck up. To follow i woulda said something along the lines of, you dont love dogs cause you eat them haha… They’re all asian, its pretty funny. And i prolly would have if they did speak out, but they didnt.
With that said, when you have a pet, any pet for a long period of time. They are your family, so show some fucking respect for those that lose them. In any event Hercules is gone, and for the life of me i will never wrap my head around the fact im gonna miss cleanin up his leavings.
Lastly, to Hercules. I bathed, fed, groomed and raised you. I house trained your stubborn ass, and made it so mom wouldnt make you sleep in the cage. I walked you, and let you shit on other peoples grass. I played with you, in parks and driveways, and your stubborn ass would never fetch, EVER. You were my family and I love you. And its because of all these things, that you better keep my seat warm and my pillow cold. Cause if you dont, when i get there, i will consider it a terd on the carpet. And you best believe its straight to the crate, as I say “you know what you did”. Haha.
Goodbye, Much Love, And Cheers Little Buddy.
Jack White - Love Interruption
New Solo Album Coming In April Called BLUNDERBUSS
I want love to
Change my friends to enemies
Show me how its all my fault
I wont let love disrupt corrupt or interrupt me
Anymore.
2011 Best of Lesean McCoy
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“Ah Life, I’m Tired Of Life…”
What a SHITTY fucking day, already? Up side is limitless tho, as it most likely cant get any worse. Knock on wood.
